I'm pretending to be tagged by ~Dancing-Elephant, who had a very funny tag.

Ok, so if you actually have the strength and interest to read this, I admire you.


ONE – Spell your name without vowels:
- Lvnd
TWO - Are you single?:
- For now and forever!
THREE - Whats your favorite number?:
- 8, because it is nice
FOUR - What color do you wear most?:
- Blue? Yeah, blue.
FIVE - Least favorite color?:
- Magenta, because it is not red
SIX - Favorite candy?:
- Sure pærer!! And all that is sour
SEVEN - Are you gay?:
- YES:
Gay:
 Pronunciation [gey] Show IPA adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb
–adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
But I don't think I'm the other gay...
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?:
- at this exact moment, I think I can say yes, because I’m having fun with this tag. xD Else wise, I’ll go with “meh”.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?:
- I think someone once said I looked like Mulan/Pocahontas. And I remember someone saying I look like J-Lo. WhaT?? No, I think it was my hair when I did something weird with it..
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?:
- ART, science and Spanish because I’m pro at it. xD
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?
- Uhmno?
TWELVE - How do you make money?:
- You don’t wanna know.. Ok, you do, that’s why the question is here. Ok:
I DON’T MAKE MONEY
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?:
- My other personality. Even though she’s a jerk and can be a pain in the ass. Hey! Shut up! No, I shut up! No I!
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?:
- 20 minutes away from here
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?:
- Suuure
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?:
- One word is not enough. I need a worLd! Wait, how am I supposed to describe my self in a world…? O.o
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?:
- A pair that is broken and thrown out years ago and don’t remember how look like.
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?:
- Nope! I look like a bug with such things!
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?:
- In another dimension where I was invisible and could scare all the suckers stuck in this dimension.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?:
- Sitting right here doing this tag, except I should have a better chair.
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?:
- No way, everyone sucks.

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?:
- …. -.- What to write on this question.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?:
- Isn’t this the most obvious question ever? I’m on the North Pole fishing for elephants. NO, I’m doing this tag! Like, duuuh! >.>
Honestly, have you done something bad today?:
- Almost hit another car while driving, boring you with reading this long thing (I ONLY READ MAJA’S LONG TAGSSSS! (Because no one else has posted any. O.o And she’s the funnier than normal people)), tricked my way out of chores, stole Christmas, beat up a unicorn.. You know, the usual.
Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?:
- No (as in “yes” as in “once in a while” as in “a lot” as in “all the time” as in OMG I LOVE DISNEY CHANNEL!!!!” )
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?:
- My dad, according to my cellphone. Though I don’t remember it..
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?:
- People who get to go on vacations in stead of WORKING THEIR ASS OFF through all summer holidays. And my sister who took the last cheese!!
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?:
- These days: the rain. Usually: My clumsiness and things that are SLOW. >.<
Honestly, do you bite your nails?:
- No! I have CLAWS, man!.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?:
- See someone? No, not really.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?:
- I know all your secrets. :evilplot: I know all secrets! My biggest secret? *deep breath* Ok. I’m Hannah Montana.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?:
- Probably

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?:
- Yeeeeah
Can you dance?:
- Yes, I can, I’m the worlds worst dancer!
Can you do a cart wheel?:
- YES! I can do all tricks! Even a backflip
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?:
- I don’t think I want to try..
Can you whistle?:
- Yeah, but I suck at it xD
Can you wiggle your ears?:
- NO WAY, that’s like the world’s biggest impossibility!! HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?!?!
Can you wiggle your nose?:
- I think so, but it looks weird
Can you roll your tongue?:
- Indeed!
Can you make a clover with your tongue?:
- What?? Omg, that’s like O.O [link] No way.

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?:
- Lock myself up in some room and destroy something while some serious swearing is going on in my head
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?:
- I’ve forgotten, but I think I did something really stupid and broke something really important
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?:
- Yeah, I’m good at that. Or I used to be, it hasn’t happened lately

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?:
- Not really
Ever cried yourself to sleep?:
- Nope
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?:
- I think so
Ever cried over the opposite sex?:
- Yes, but let’s never speak of this.
Ever cried over the same sex?:
- Yep, girls suck sometimes
Do you cry when you get an injury?:
- Uhm, when I was a baby; yeah, but now; no. I fall a lot (there’s a curse on these legs of mine), but I’m too careful to get really hurt.
Do certain songs make you cry?:
- Never
Do certain movies make you cry?:
- I’ve never cried from a movie, but the saddest movies to me are usually animated.. XD I have no idea why.

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?:
- Usually
What makes you the happiest?:
- HappIEST? I have no idea.
Does being with your friends make you happy?:
- Yeah, when they’re not boring or mean
Do you believe in yourself?:
- Yes, I do exist!
Do you wish you were happier?:
- YES
Is being happy overrated?:
- Maybe, I don’t know.. O.o
Can music make you happy?:
- Yesh

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?:
- NEVER, because it’s made of steel
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?:
- Not loved-loved, but family and some friends, yeah.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said I love you?:
- Yes, but let’s not speak of it.


HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?:
- I hate idiots.
Have you ever been on a hit list?:
- Yeah, I had a single on Energy Top Ten some years ago… Haha, no, I haven’t been on a hit list that I know of.
Are you a mean bully?:
- Only to my sister xD But not in a mean-mean way. But if I hate someone, they’ll pay
Do you hate George Bush?:
- I don’t know, but I don’t like him that much…

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?:
- Naaaaaaaaaaw, I’m the self-esteemator.
Do you think you're good looking?:
- Don’t know… Sometimes, maybe?
Do you wish you could be someone else?:
- No, I already told you, everyone sucks! Naw, seriously I wanna be me.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?:
- Dark brown with some creepy ex-bleached stuff at the bottom
Current piercings?:
- Nonnnnne
Have any tattoos?:
- I drawed some awesome stuff on my arm the other day with a pen, but otherwise, no. xD I really want one, though!
Straight hair or curly?:
- Straight with some SWOOOOSHHHes in between

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?:
- A blue top with dots on 8D
Necklace(s)?:
- My faithful lucky-necklace with a star and a twisted key (made by my failing attempt to open a lock)
Bracelet(s)?:
- A purple, red and black one I made myself ^^
Shoes?:
- “NO I AM INDOORS YOU IDIOT”
(quote from AwesomeMaja)

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?:
- Hahahahahahhahahahahahhayes
Been on the phone until the sun came up?:
- No, I’m a money saver, not big spender. O.o
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?:
- No, but I’ve been close. xD
Laughed so hard you cried?:
- Yep
Got in a fight with someone?:
- Not like a real physical fight, but I usually start angry discussions.. 8] Yay

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?:
- Uhm, sure xD
Do you get along with your parents?:
- Yes, when I want to
Do you have mental breakdowns?:
- Nopeshki

CURRENT:
Current mood:
- A bit tired, and wanna-play-games-ish
Current music:
- OH, you’d like to know that, don’t you?!
Current hairstyle:
- Half long, brown, messed up, with one tiny braid, two hairpins in a cross and a hairclip shaped like a star.
Current crush:
- No one (you’ll get know of)
Current thing I ought to be doing:
- Trimming the hedge O.o No way, man.
Current windows open:
- DA, Word, Windows Media Player, Ordnett (xD), 4 MSN windows and E:\ARKIV\Video
Current desktop picture:
- One I’m really tired of. Thanks for reminding me! Now I have a NEBULA C:

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?:
- Nevah, I’m a good girl
Did you ever run away from home?:
- I tried once when I was younger, but I went back after like 200 metres xD
Did you ever want to be a doctor?:
- NO WAY, I can barely watch someone else do it! They’re all cutting up people and stuff.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?:
- Nope, don’t think so

THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?:
- I swim like a jellyfish.
Do you like roller coasters?:
- Yeah, but they’re scary xD
Do you own a bike?:
- YES, I am MR SPORTY, biking to school 8D
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:
- <Enter Big Fat “NO” Here>

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?:
- Nope, my family has pro hair
Does your car get good gas mileage?:
- YES IT DOES BECAUSE I HAVE A CAR! (-ish)
Does your family have family picnics?:
- Never had one, we just go weird places

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?:
- YAAAAAH, and planes are awesome and they show movies
Have you ever been to the ocean?:
- Isn’t it hard to Not have been to the ocean?
Have you ever painted your nails?:
- Yesh, usually when I’m bored.

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?:
- I’m not telling, because people laugh at me. (plus; I don’t know.. >.> )
How much money do you have on you right now?:
- Nothing directly on me, but I have like 10 000 somewhere in my wallet

THE LASTS:
Person you talked to in person?:
- My sistahh
Person you talked to online?:
- I’m talking to Mr. Bartypants right now.
Last person you hung out with?:
- I should remember that, right? Well, I don’t >.< :S
Last thing someone said to you?:
- On MSN: “”, in person: “Jeg liker ost” (“I like cheese” )
Last thing you said out loud?:
- “Shaner, si noe random til meg” (”Shaner(sisstahh), say something random to me” )